Life, according to my cellphone.

Jun 20 '11

Boyfriend Resources Management.

  • Friend: Been single for 4 years, I'm tired of playing this recruitment and selection thingy.. I want a boyfriend.
  • Me: Don't be upset.. Women are naturally more selective when it comes to men, where as men aren't. That's just the science of us. Don't give up, keep recruiting, selecting, and rejecting until you find the right one someday.
  • Friend: Someday is just a day that will never happen.
  • Me: Are you quoting Tom Cruise's line?
  • Friend: Not really. I just want a boyfriend.